Why didn't they ask the question five more times?

Great to go out on top; I'm predicting the selection committee doesn't drop them a seed for this.

That kid shouldn't be playing Division I sports if he doesn't want his time stolen.

And I'm legitimately stunned that you're advocating frottage as a solution to protein stains.

I'm legitimately crushed that pit stains didn't make the cut.

Don't blame Ohio for Skyline. It was the luck of the draw that some damn Greek landed here.

Acquired Intense Dislike for Simmons

"The bastard never saw it coming."

I thought he's the newest MLB commissioner. My mistake.

♫ Ground Control to Major Frog

A lot of people may disagree, but as far as planned spots, I still think this is only the second craziest of his career. The Chair Shots from The Rock at Royal Rumble 99 still takes the cake.

Thanks Schefter