There is literally already a very popular story where the situation is flipped and only one man survives in a world full of women which also has a large societal collapse. Because despite what Avengers Endgame would tell you, losing half of the world population would be pretty devastating. 

I already know what it’s like to live in a world where only men are in control and they would rather live in the woods than do basic housekeeping. It’s called the reality of the last several hundred years.

You paid to have them fixed? Oh, no no. They tried to pull that bs with me and by the end I was getting 2 sets of joycons fixed for absolutely free. Tried telling me they were out of warranty lol. I said I don't care. Something should last longer than a year. Be firm and unwavering in what you want next time. You'll…

Can there even be a class action or did we all stupidly sign our rights away in the EULA?

Keep it up! Maybe Nintendo will send you a free game!

Just Google joy con drift. Plenty of people with this issue on reddit and YouTube. 

If they lick hard enough Nintendo will send them free stuff. Right? Guys, right?

Apple boots definitely do. 

“We have released a new system update for Nintendo Switch which may address the ‘drifting’ issues some users are experiencing with their Joy-Con.  In order to update to the latest system version, you must also agree to our new terms of service which includes an arbitration clause.”

See, my PS3 is ten years old, and every so often, the primary controller will experience a little drift, but a couple shakes of the stick seems to work it out. So I don’t think it’s quite that consistent an issue. I’ve never had more than that in all the systems I’ve played over the years. The only time I ever had a…

Yeah dumbass owners, stop using the product in a way they intended it. No boots get licked like Nintendo boots. 

Guh. I very much want to get a Switch, but I’d really like this whole thing resolved so that I don’t have to be worried about it when I do finally make the purchase.

No. They most certainly have the data to confirm it’s a real issue right now.

This stinks of a PR move in the event the class action lawsuit gets far enough to be a problem for them and nothing more. If they are aware of the reports, then their response is certainly sub-standard. At this point, they should be announcing that every single Joy-Con sent in for this issue, if it’s determined to…

Not to mention that the NES and SNES controllers are still some of the most reliable gaming peripherals even 20, 30 years old! What happened to that build and design quality?

“we always encourage them to visit http://support.nintendo.com so we can help”

Nintendo, I love you, truly, but that response is not acceptable. I did exactly that. And then I called your support number. And I was told my Joy-Con was out of warranty and I paid you $40 to repair it. You were nice enough to waive the $10 shipping charge, at least. And then I was without a Joy-Con for a week. And…

It definitely appears to be that the stickbox that Nintendo purchases for use in joycons are defective.

Most of them in my experience.

Are certain joycons plagued with a faulty bit that makes them defective ?