You are part of the problem.

Im betting Archer wakes up when someone in his hospital room mentions the Top Gun sequel, and he forces himself out of the coma to make a Danger Zone joke.

Hope the current generation enjoys the last comfortable lifetime for a very long time. Meanwhile, let’s watch our President pick a schoolyard fight with some ethnic women leaders...

If you knew the Titanic had no chance of NOT sinking after being struck, would you say, “fuck it, it’s going to sink anyways, why bother with trying to ask for rescue or launch any lifeboats”? Because that’s akin to what you are saying.

Are you ever not a jerk in your posts? Or do you like to never add anything to discussion and just troll about?
Rhetorical question, though dollars to doughnuts you reply back anyways.

So are my kids.

Better than nothing.

Irony. You haz it.

Glad I never had kids.

Excellent post! Thanks!

The real concern is runaway greenhouse effect. We’re almost there now and there is no way in hell the human race is going to fix this in time.

The two most terrifying words I think I’ve ever heard.

But mental health is totally not a problem worth addressing in Japan, nope, definitely not.

What a fucking pathetic and transparently untrue excuse. He’ll get his day in court. And his decade in prison.

Please never stop reporting on this. Maybe then Nintendo will actually maybe tack notice/acknowledge that it’s an issue.

My favorite conspiracy theory is that the government itself spread the alien rumors because anyone who started questioning the weird planes that were actually being tested at Area 51 would be immediately dismissed as whackjobs.

Could you even imagine what it would feel like at 130 with 70% humidity?

Conservative logic: But that means more AC:s will be sold so it’s good for the economy. 

The equator gonna be like that, but worse in 20 years.  Then the REAL mass migration will begin.

it’s only good for the environment if you discount the nuclear waste.