My heart goes out to Amouranth and her plight. She is truly being oppressed. I weep for the hundreds of thousands of dollars she won’t be able to make. Instead she will now only be able to scrape by with her slightly smaller mountain of monthly income. 

The older I get, the more it kills me to read news of people younger than I am dying.

fuck cancer.

I liked my vasectomy more then Apocalypses 

I post this in jest, of course, this letter is really cool

Star Trek, really? At first I thought he was Lt. Bryce from DISCO (y’know, one of those bridge officers who barely get any lines), but turns out he was in like 30 seconds of Into Darkness.

Are you sure he wasn’t called the Spanish Inquisition?

You only wish you had.

Jenga: Salad Fingers Edition. 

I hope the pieces are rusty.

Today we are all Happy Hogan 

To be fair, there are only four stars of any note in that movie: Rodan, Mothra, Ghidorah and Godzilla.

That is not the complaint for the Cammy underwear and you know it.