Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chill time on a boat off the coast of Turkey?

Is it wrong that I’d give up half my finger to have some chill time on a boat off the coast of Turkey?

The front white panel of Khloe’s dress really made me do a double take.

Yeah, my daughter (4) and son (7) occasionally say they’re going to marry each other because they know marriage is about love and family. When I remind them they can’t* they go back to arguing over who gets to marry my 7 year old’s best friend.

* we talk about how you marry someone because you love them a lot and want…

If he was under the age of 7 then that’s not strange. I remember being CRUSHED, at 5 years old, to learn I couldn’t marry my brother. Harmless and funny. Kid crushes are often just friendship mixed with awe at someone they look up to.

and this is how GRR Martin got an idea for Lannister siblings.

Weirdness is directly correlated to age in this situation. If he was 3 and his parents caught him saying he’s going to marry Kim on home video, that’s not weird. If he was 12 that’s a little weird.

I mean, accents are not hereditary, but in the star wars universe they also have nothing to do with who raised you (in that Anakin sounds American, not German or English)!

You enjoy your gym-free time! Eat some apples and honey for fun!

You should be Kylo Ren, too!

I’m participating in 10Q for the... seventh year, I think. It starts on Rosh Hashana, but there’s really no religion required – just take a few minutes a day for 10 days to answer questions about the year in your life. A year later, 10Q sends your answers back to you. It’s like taking an annual snapshot of your…

Aka -she never got molested by Donald.

This. What did this girl do to the Internet gods to deserve a bad picture at the bottom of every fucking website? Has anyone ever clicked on this link? WHAT DOES DONALD NOT WANT US TO KNOW ABOUT HER?

I see this pic of her everywhere for one of those You Might Also Like links at the bottom of pages that leads to some suspicious site, using a headline like “What Donald Trump Doesn’t Want You To Know About His Other Daughter!”
EVERYWHERE.

Tiffany,

“I had the blessing of raising her pretty much on my own,” Ms. Maples said.

“Tiffany is a tremendous young woman with a big and beautiful heart. She was always a great student and a very popular person no matter where she went. I am incredibly proud of Tiffany and how well she has done. — DJT.”

Yes, you’re now educated enough to make sensible clothing choices that won’t inflame the male sexing urges, you won’t flounce around like a floozy in speakeasies or make flirty, dirty, smutty remarks from your heavily painted soft moist lips. Yes, a smart girl. A decent girl.

Does that mean in two years when I’m being handed my phd, my memories of being assaulted by men will be magically replaced with new memories in which I pet kittens with philosophers? Because that would sure make nighttime public transit less of an anxiety crap shoot.

So THAT’S why so many assaults happen in high school and college! Once you get your advanced degree though, you’re safe