With the same weird white people. (though I love HBC)

And he makes the same weird white people movies over and over and over...

- Tim Burton, basically.

Starred for “petulant whiteness.”

That America is being taken down by a combination of celebrity worship and petulant whiteness is a pretty good argument in favor of a god who loves ironic punishments.

if it said “tequila to wine to vodka” then it would be just like me. sigh, i’ll never be like the stars :(

Famous people, they’re just like us!

I think Angelina cheated on Brad with Tom Cruise because she really had hots for Katie Holmes who was actually interested in Brad... who, in turn, wanted Nicole Kidman who wouldn’t have any of it because she has been BFFs with Jennifer Aniston since they starred in 2011's “Just Go With It” but did not tell anybody…

The say this was exacerbated when she DEMANDED he stop being friends with George Clooney (ok), Quentin Tarantino (um), and Jonah Hill (WHAT?) after “too many late nights.”

I feel like an inadequate mother now

It’s a pretty good racket for him; his cronies can make mad bank to throw back at him during elections, he can fuck over teachers unions, a “foundation of the democratic party” (he’s not wrong there either), and ensure that kids are denied a decent education, so they will grow up without critical thinking skills.…

Thought about heading into Charter School territory, but was repelled

236 my ass. That’s the exact number of lbs. to sneak in under the obese classification for someone who is 6'3" (also note his height increased an inch in order to sneak in there too). I don’t buy it for a second. Not that commenting on women’s bodies would be cool if he were fit, but the hypocrisy and delusion are…

I actually think this speculation about drugs is a mercy on Trump, because if that was a sober performance? Holy fuck. I’d be the one claiming to be on drugs if I’d done that.