codcoburner
CodcoBurner
codcoburner

I may have followed your brother to work today - no lie, a Prius with 3 Ironman bumper stickers, a Hillary sticker (I’ll vote for her, but no f’ing way will I have a sicker), and a vanity plate that said “IRONLAW.”

any details you’d be comfortable sharing?

Don’t leave out cross fit - cross fitters never shut up about it.

Um, are you implying that there were actually people populating the Americas/Brooklyn before Columbus and Adrian Greiner discovered them respectively?

Come on now, they’re not racist. They really love Ben Carson!

I hear you, there. I’ve identified as an atheist since I was 11, but meeting other atheists and listening to “atheist leaders” always makes me want to do more research into religions...but then I can just never get myself to believe.

JOANNA SHE’S TRYING TO HELP.

I’m glad that so many people are deciding to go on record, using their real names, as being on the absolute wrong side of history. When you see photos of people milling about at lynchings or attacking peaceful Civil Rights protestors, they’re mostly anonymous white faces. History books of the future can point to the

Praise be Supply-side Jesus!

I got one pamphlet that told the story of Stephen who “used to be gay” but “now has two kids”...

Ah yes, Republican Jesus. Whose 'likes' include: guns, capitalism, war, the military, hating people that are different from you, farm subsidies, and tax cuts. 'Dislikes' include: teacher’s unions, the poor, healthcare, alcohol, people who have sex, The Gays, and “rendering unto Caesar what belongs unto Caesar.”

1. Running into my dad at the polls while voting for Michael Dukakis, and I was completely baked.

Good Christ. This post is up 15 minutes and nobody posted this?!?

He also inadvertently admitted he has no idea how sex with a willing partner’s vagina works, so there’s that.

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Because they want to make us look dumb with those stupid earbuds. I’ve been simmering about this headphone jack thing for months but now that it’s official I’m furious. Can’t charge and listen at the same time. Have to use the adapter if you don’t want to use those douchy looking bluetooth “airpods.” Guaranteed to

No shame, I would watch a Tom Hanks travel show where he goes around the world finding lost things, then making no attempt to find the people who lost them.

and all while nailing his Vanilla Ice impression.