After you’ve left your wife for another woman when she got cancer the bar is pretty darn low.

I once cared for a woman who toted her pill bottles in a sand pail. We would go to doctor’s appointments with her little red sand pail filled with every imaginable pill. Also, she would NOT let me take the shovel off of the side of the thing. Said it looked “festive” there.

Ohhh, Cleavon Little, forever bae.

Well, he hasn’t started imitating her in falsetto or interrupt her with mouth fart noises yet. So I think there are still boundaries he can push.

I sit down every chance I get. Standing is for losers. SAD!

yas

I think his face is hot, too. But you’re entitled to your wrong opinion.

Colin Kaepernick’s been woke for a while. Here he is in 2014, insisting that the 49ers would accept a gay teammate:

Kaepernick definitely wins the “bae” part, hands down. Damn! (And I understand that by objectifying him, I lose out on being “woke” but I’m ok with that.)

“...you’re the only one whose opinions on you matter...”

Honestly no worries at all. And back to school - totally get it. lol:) Hope it gets less stressful!

yeah... the whole “I’m not a rapist because I’m not putting my dick in her” shtick has got to go. Did she say “yeah, put that baster in me!! I want it!” (or something to that effect) No? It’s rape dude.

Here’s a more interesting plot for a horror movie; a nation beset with a generation of judges who give rapists a slap on the wrist because ‘boys will be boys’. Yeah. Complete disregard for the law as written. We could even have the cops treat rape victims like perpetrators and ask them what they could have done to…

So it’s I Know What You Did Last Summer meets Saw meets Any Sleazy B-Movie Horror Flick of the Past Several Decades That Includes Rape Because There Are Literally Billions Of Those.

I love horror/thriller movies. They are my favorite genre. But, like many women, I’ve been sexually assaulted. It’s hard to find a good horror movie that does not involve the sexual assault of a woman. I’m not sure why; it’s such a lazy ass trope that is used entirely too often.

Forcing a woman to have your child isn’t rape. You’re just pushing god’s agenda. Be fruitful and multiply and all that.

I once stood behind Ann Coulter on line at a supermarket checkout. It took me all my strength not to throw my produce at her.

She seems very lean and sinewy....like wild game. I would suggest steaming would be preferable to roasting.