NOOOOOOOO

I always find this helps, and if that doesn’t do it, there’s animals in sweaters.

Somewhere right now, someone is working on the screenplay for the inspiring true story of the little team that could and their dentist- coach.

I’m sure many will fast for all or part of the month. It’s pretty shocking for Jordan to shut the border during such a religious holiday, especially since you’re supposed to be charitable and help the poor during Ramadan.

First off, Drop kick me Jesus is my favourite song ever.

But they’re paying for that degree. Also, rules are other people and if cheating isn’t allowed, why do we have an internet? I mean what else is it for, besides porn and cat gifs?

I like the instant gratification of ebooks. If I want a trashy novel I can get one right now from kobo or my public library, but I love physical books because I like browsing in stores or libraries and maybe finding something unexpected. I can browse with ebooks too, but I think it’s easier in an actual room. Plus I…

Don’t be hard on yourself, you can’t possibly be prepared for all the stupid you’ll encounter.

Good lord, you have the cutest baby ever!

This happens to me around the summer solstice. I think it’s because it starts getting light at 4 am and stays light until after 9, which gives me all kinds of extra energy (although not right now) and fucks up my inner clock.

This is an old dream, but I once had this dream where a portal in the sky would open like in Time Bandits, and one of my friends, “Eric,” would fall out and start chasing me and everyone else with an axe. Then eventually I’d shake him and the dream would move on to something else, until a portal in the sky opened and…

Blurgh! How did you respond? I’d be speechless, but logging the incident to laugh about later.

Aren’t we all? ;)

Sultans of Ping FC, Where’s me Jumper?

“anemic” and “the best part was half time”

I’m going to spring off this couch any moment now! ;)

:( I hope she starts eating! Poor kitty, and poor you! Is it possible to remove her cone long enough to try to get her to eat the pill? It’s so tough to make decisions for pets, you want what’s best for them and they can’t give their opinion. I’m sure being near you is helping her feel better.

I’m still sick, so I’m having chocolate mint ice cream and watching Land Girls on netflix.

Any advice on how to find a good eyebrow professional?