Sorry you’re feeling crappy! I also had a wake up call vis a vis flossing from my dental hygienist this week. I hate flossing and now I have the beginnings of gingivitis. Yikes! She gently suggested I get my oral hygiene game on-point. Are there any unicorns out there who actually floss properly? Because everyone in…

I found a Better Homes and Gardens cookbook from the 60s and it’s the bomb. The “Dick and Jane have a bbq” illustrations, the chapter on “jiffy cooking”, the suggestions for “everyday” and “company” menus. :)

Amen. They’re also 58% more likely to be creepily obsessed. Science.

thank you that image. now I’m thinking about JD heading south on VV

I can’t decide if I want to make a “there goes the neighbourhood” joke or a shitty role model joke about W. Either way, I like the Obama’s pro-castle statement. It’s always been my dream to live in a house with a turret, so I approve.

On prom night me and a couple friends decorated the school lech’s car with tampons and condoms. At least I hope it was his car. We looked him up in the phone book (you kids can google what that is) and it was probably his car. That’s why we only used condoms and tampons, in case it wasn’t his car. He was a creepy,…

Yeah, I found out it was a sex toy party when my SIL offered me another drink, I said no thanks, then she said Mom invited a sex toy lady tonight, have more wine. It was a little surreal.

Watched porn in a gay club with childhood friend’s dad whilst childhood friend sucked face with dopelganger. You still win, tho. clearly.

My MIL organized a sex-toy party (I didn’t know it was a sex toy party) and then there was a storm and the sex toy lady was late and people couldn’t make it/ had to leave early, so it ended up being me, Mr. Codco’s mom, sisters and aunt sitting around discussing the pro/ cons of vibes, dildos and electric tongues with…

If you leave a loaded gun where a kindergartner can get it, it’s not an accident, it’s negligence.

I’m not sure if it’s remake thing or a lady thing, but I’m mad as hell

Just watched the trailer! :) If you tell me it’ll also be in 3D, I’ll plotz!!

The headline made me laugh. Like you, I SHOULD be offended, but I can’t take him seriously. What a wanker.

That’s not really fair. He’s only said he’d “date” one of his daughters.

Awesome. For reals, the first year I taught, a kid brought me an atlas from the class set and asked me what the U.S.S.R. was. I’m old, but not nearly that old.

Thanks! If that’s the way we go, it’ll suck short term, but in the long run we’ll both be happier. I’m glad it worked out for you.

I don’t see the difference between being a bigot and pretending to be a bigot to win votes.

Plus, what about the right to bare arms?!