I had a recurring dream that I would be staring at the fish tank, and then the fish would start swimming through the glass and all around me. Then I would discover that I could swim through the air and we’d all go for a swim over the neighbourhood. Luckily no sharks in that dream.
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But Bedknobs and Broomsticks is the best! It’s worth it just for the ghost army of old armor.
In retrospect, that’s a funny shark, but to a 5 year old it was terrifying.
Just remember: it’s not the sharks’ fault, it’s Steven fuckin’ Spielberg’s.
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I remember that movie!
The kids where I taught were obsessed with Bloody Mary. The school had a really bad draft, which made the door on one of the utility closets shake like something was trying to get out. That was definitely where Bloody Mary lived when she wasn’t lurking in the washrooms. (And yes, we figured out a way to keep the door…
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Was that the episode where the crew kept hearing clicking because that’s the sound the alien abductors made? That was terrifying!
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You were a pretty existential kid.
That’s a creepy creepy puppet
Sharks. I was deathly afraid a shark would get into the pipes and bite me when I was on the toilet, or get into the bathtub. In pools, I would stay near other people, because I thought it’d improve my chances if a shark got in through the water intake or if there was a Bond-type villain keeping a shark in a tank on…
They’ve already been working on it by fighting against including contraception in employee insurance plans, and by lying about some forms of b.c., calling them “abortificents” or claiming they cause cancer. (And of course many of the same people are against giving kids the HPV vaccine to prevent cancer.)
He should also ask if the Viagra/ Cialis is being used to make a behbeh, because if it’s recreational, he couldn’t in good conscience fill the script.
So good news. According to the Detroit Free Press, the pharmacist is no longer working for Meijer. Also the pharmacist in Ionia got the asshole pharmacist (soory, good Catholic male) to cough up the script so it could be filled.
Take your damn star and get out.
The best exes for sex are high school exes. We’re both over any of the drama, and there’s the nostalgia factor of making out to Enya.
Dear JoshMC,