that looks pretty disturbing lol but they should’ve given him a third eye

Because a lot of cops don’t care about sexual assault?

Or I could continue to not use rideshares. The whole point of paying for a ride is to be safely dropped off at home, not to take the risk of getting into a car with a random dude and still have to walk several blocks alone in the middle of the night. I might as well take transit.

I can’t take Uber/ Lyft or even a cab by myself. It just makes me too anxious to get into a car with a man I don’t know. When car2go left my city, I was devastated because I just felt so much safer having the option of driving myself (obvs not when I’m drinking.)

One of my friends has a story about the time in college the door men at the bar where she worked had to stop a group of young men from walking off with her after grabbing her by the arms. Thank god the bar’s policy was that all women employees were seen into cabs or their cars by security at the end of the night.

Hey squirrelfran! When I saw this report about Florida Woman and her emotional support squirrel, you were the first person I wanted to share it with!

As a librul, I’d feel truly owned if Trump held a rally in a hurricane.

I did that too, but it was the teacher’s car and we at a sports meet, so my mom had to come get me and take me for x-rays. I lost all the feeling in my fingers for months!

And his childhood rabbi thought he was a dick too.

Oh yes. I still have a stack of them under my old bed in my parents’ house. Moral Majority killed it by targeting their advertisers. Sassy had book reviews! and a zine of the month! and a Dear Boy column where Mike D once gave surprisingly sensitive advice

And Dick Cheney. It’s also Dick’s fault the middle east is on fire, we have the largest human migration crisis since forever and America has completely unraveled.

Once the focus is elsewhere, they do what they wanted to do when everyone first made a fuss. That sense of futility and inevitability (it didn’t matter and it won’t get better) are how these fuckers wear you down and get you to shut up.

Who still misses Sassy?

I think the plural is Misses America.

and airings of grievance and feats of strength!

Hmmmm pants-feels

Hey, look at this. Some of the 53% are jumping ship from Cruz to O’Rourke! If Beto figures out how to talk to white evangelical women so they listen, we need to clone him.

Owning the libs is far more important than making sense

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