I have friends (my dad, too) who are Dolphins fans. This team is cursed. The Jets are charmed by comparison.

thank you for the youtube share. I need to watch this again, and can’t stand the kotaku player

One of the funniest new content things on the internet. Wow!

You do realize that you are all arguing with a 22 year old who has only lived in his childhood home, a dorm, and now an apartment paid for by his $200 an article salary.

Are you referring to the only year that the team on the field has been successful, aka, the first year of the stadium when we hadn’t learned how shitty everything about this stadium is?

Did you watch the video, where the police officer points out that the container is open and the mayor apologizes for it? Did you see him swerving and driving for an extended distance on multiple roads while the blue lights were flashing?

Can anyone confirm that either one of these guys actually graduated from Alabama?

One of the highlights is, after ten minutes of following a car swerving erratically on the interstate, the back seat passenger declares “Wait, let me put on my seat belt!”.

Willie May’s godson, Barry Bonds, got lambasted for the traits that he surely learned at Willie’s tutelage. But Barry never turned it off. And Willie has the statue in front of the park and Barry couldn’t even get a ceremonial first pitch for the first few years of his retirement.

The highlight is Ron Washington putting Carnargo’s glove on the back of his head as he enters the tunnel. Talk about adding insult to injury!

Not to mention his first tee shot landed in the cup holder of a golf cart. Seriously.

I was at that game. You can see me in the first and third highlight. I was there on my second date with a model worth two figure millions. Oh, and also she had amazing taste in music and was a one of the most down to earth people I have ever known.

Yes, yes, yes! I am old (class 90) but Squeeze was the band that taught me that there was great music that never got played on the radio. My first crush was to this music. Holy shit, I am having palpatations from flashbacks of those adolecent years.

But 41 cop cars and at least 150 cops? And they stopped NOTHING! From the time the cops swarmed the area till they left was about and hour and a half. Skaters bombed the hill non stop the ENTIRE time.

At 8:00 PM I counted 41 police cars. FORTY ONE police cars to stop kids skating down a two block hill. This is an IQ test for SFPD.

Whoa, we have a thing called “Japanese Adult Video Game Novels”?

No, go to prison old man. In fact, live a long life in prison.

Gay people are known users of oxygen. She should boycott breathing.

Can right wing assholes also boycott airlines in the USA? I’d love to not have to interact with them as much as possible.