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We have no idea how many people actually are infected with Corona virus. So your death percentages listed are likely greatly exaggerated

...onto the delicate, exposed skin of your hand...

Debunked? I’m honestly curious what the son of a sitting Vice President with no experience in oil and gas or international business brings to the table at north of $1 million per year. You think Biden would have otherwise known who some random Ukrainian prosecutor was and intervened in an investigation of a natural…

Her problem is that she’s willing to drop liberal stances that obviously don’t make sense (although she does hold with the wealth tax despite the history of such policies not being great and her “solutions” to that being closer to whitewash), such that she doesn’t have the same “loyalty” to progressiveness that…

Switch the murderer to the murdered, and the murdered to the murderer - and none of these jokes would be occurring right now.

You’ve written a blog that basically endorses his “plan” by listing all the proposals without any analysis whatsoever. Anybody could get this information straight from Bernie’s web site, so why did you go to the effort to duplicate it?..well, because you’re trying to “spread the word” about how he will accomplish all…

And yet Jezebel demands that children be given free reign to have life-altering “gender affirmation” surgery.

My 9 year old wants to be a unicorn.  She says it’s her truth.  Should I let her?

Maybe i’ll become a member of ‘the grays’ for this, but here goes: Why be so inflammatory in both word & image? Why go for clicks instead of substance and meaningful reflection? There have been two wonderful & insightful articles on the subject also favoring Gayle King, and putting Snoop Dogg’s nastiness in proper…

I have no problem with this. You seem to have an irrational hatred of these tail lights, much like my wife has an irrational hatred of Clare Daines.

On Chrome, there’s an extension called “Smile Always” that automatically redirects all Amazon links/pages to the smile site. So then I never have to remember or think about it, and the World Wildlife Fund gets a few cents from me on the regular.

I’m not an actor, but I think his sense of insecurity is probably at least partially warranted. Not because we associate his face with this stupid ad. But because casting directors may balk at the implicit association. Given that being the type of commercial actor this guy is requires the advanced skills of being…

I get angry every time I see the house in the GMC commercial with the couple in their late 20s/ early 30s living in a million dollar modern mansion and he buys them matching GMCs because her matching watches for the hell of it. Who is this supposed to appeal to? 

Yes, although there are people complaining about all the Spider-man movies.

Ahhhh, it wouldn’t be a Splinter post without you here for everyone to yell at uselessly. Thank you for being here to flog repeatedly and annoy the piss out of all of us.

Part of the beauty of capitalism is that if you fuck up, fall behind the times, or fail to innovate, you eventually cease to exist.

Just because you are first off the plane doesn’t mean your bag is first off the plane.

Do you know what I do when the plane lands? Nothing. I sit there and relax while all the busy bees trip over themselves and get angry and work their blood pressure up trying to get two minutes ahead of each other, and when they’ve finished I leisurely stand up, grab my things, and saunter casually off. It is not…

Well, I know Giz isn't a terribly Christo-friendly place, but I'm gonna roll with this anyway...