Raccoons have way more going on than you expect them to.

That is a cute-ass little baby

Well they should just give her a hot dog piece to distract her, then they help her go to Heaven, and everyone is happy, no one has gotten hurt. Luckily I’m pretty sure my cat is immortal so I’ll never have to worry about that!

Since you here on this thread love your cats so well, I’ll just tell YOU that my cat is not an asshole! We’ve been together for 10 years, and she’s never been an asshole, just a bitch. An asshole does mean things for the heck of it; a bitch does mean things because they want to have their way. >^_^<

Because she has 12 legs

She has bedbugs in her apartment and she looked at the kill-heater as an opportunity to do some hot yoga. Just my guess???

I grew up with cats (1 at a time), then I adopted “my” first cat when I had an apartment to myself for the 1st time... it’s been almost 10 years and I think I would literally have died if I hadn’t gotten her! She’s my little support system. Also kids should have cats, it makes them more gentle.

Not that I read into things waaaaaay to much, but before I read your comment, I thought that Justin Timberlake was acting extra silly just to encourage Bey, from one entertainist to the other

I learned the best off-gassing position from horses.

Imagine post-sex making out with Dwayne, and then he farts and makes a joke and you laaaugh and laugh

Thank you, this is the obvious single best Paul Rudd video. When my friend is sad I just have to say Tayne and she becomes happy again.

lol they made beyonce make a funny!! You WILL be funny, pretty lady, you WILL be funny.... *Lorne Michaels hypnotizing Queen Bey*

It’s been my experience that the bigger the stick, the bigger the wild id that is waiting to break loose under conditions of drugs, alcohol, sex, and being in a rock band.

Ugh... I got ghosted after a several-year long long-distance fling. We’d email, text, and see each other a couple times a year... we weren’t exclusive. He was planning to stay in my city for a few months and I was so looking forward to the brief affair. On his first night in, he came over, we had sex, made plans to…

Beer helps

Very nice. What was Thomas Jefferson’s favorite way to get drunk? Or what about that famous French man who fought for the US, what did he like to drink?

Back in the old day, if you wanted something, you had to make it yourself. It took 3 fortnight to travel by common road-wagon to 7-Eleven from D.C.

To what do you attribute the drinking habits of he UK? They haven’t got any collapse of Communism to drink about, but they go in the extreme as well.

Thanks for this story! Alas, I wasn’t made for these times... my habits of taking the morning with a fresh quaff of good wheat beer are frowned upon. To the Queen of France! Cheers

Because they’re lonely and people feel sorry for them and want to humor their sublimated cry for human caring