Well if I still have tastebuds it ain’t hot enough. How else do you expect a man to maintain his oral health now

Until the year 1947, coffee was prepared inside of a volcano in Hawaii, so people born before then are used to having really hot coffee

My grandma upped her cocktails in her twilight years, too. And I could never talk her out of cooking her nightly steak with half a stick of butter. She weighed about 90 pounds but could have put up a good fight if you tried to take something pleasurable away from her, illness be damned.

You pour ketchup in a bol, put the vodka on it, add the shrimp, boom you have a cocktail sauce now all you have to do is add the Shrmps

Yep. She needed someone to touch flower petals with a broomstick to finish her love spell.

In this case, this man appears to be a pretty good example of a moment when we’d want to acknowledge the person’s mental illness. It seems warrented, and how bad can it be to have some sympathetic reporting of a young black man for once?

This little movie is amazing. I’ve watched it 3 times, lol. The sound and editing... the casting is perfect and the actors take to the dialog so well... The balance of beauty and suspense. All the double-multi-entendres in the dialog. The costuming!!! (Watch Charmaine’s white gloves on the night The Man comes. The…

Ligga, it’s short for “l’il girl”???

seriously... more than sex, people in “open” relationships get a boner for communication

And because you are going to miss them!! And because you feel acceptance of the way your life is going to change, which makes one horny

Just gonna say I appreciate this comment for what it is which is basically a pretty good Rodney Dangerfield type joke

Well I think that’s a bit much

Brb... gotta go to the bakery to pick up some hot fresh buns

Correct. With all due respect if you are going to put in those creepy-ass black eyelense things, try to look more like Riddick and less like a dimestore demon sitting in a dentist’s chair

I hate it!

One time, a guy contacted me on Flickr because he wanted to use some of my art for his CD release. I told him yes but on the condition that I design the whole layout. He just did the layout himself and it looked crappy, I never would have approved. Can I sue his ass or what???

OK 1 time... I was in college. At the time, I was couch-surfing for a few months, living out of a couple of suitcases. I’m an artist so I decided to use the library photocopiers to photograph my few treasures, the small number of clothes and some jewelry that I lived in. I even copied the whole suitcase onto 11x17…

Thank you for explaining... your own comment! (burned ya)

No, it’s “may I please be excused from the table”

Yeah they might not even give a damn, even if they knew everything!