She doesn’t have a booty, that’s why she’s a model

I stopped doing sports for the same reason. I was very athletic and starting to get choice positions from coaches but once my body developed I became too self-conscious and embarrassed by other people’s comments.

w’d smash

He’s what Johnny Depp wishes he was like

*****/5

...and in tune to the music, because they might want to screw around with the melody after the singer has already done their tracks.

Hot. Song is ripe for an update right now, with all the 90’s nostalgia

I think that someone should really start on a domesticated wombat

I want a little conure or two, a bearded lizard, some canaries, a mare to take for walks, a dog, a fox, and a wombat

Star this comment once for compassion, twice for respect.

He kinda looks like James Deen

I can never forget!!!

Everyone looks awesome before and after

Once I asked for a li’l flagon of rye with coke AND a fizzy water, and the stewardess looked at me with disgust, looked away and said “can you believe this? She wants 2 drinks!” then wouldn’t look at me for the rest of the flight!! I don’t think it was on me, that was all on her.

WHATEVER WORKS

He says DA

What a bodacious babe!!!! I was already impressed from the get-go, but then you had to conclude with the statement that she “plans to study... Russian literature.”

Do the math.... Sally Draper has been a set up this entire time to show us the childhood of a Studio 54 disco babe.

When I was 14 Reverend Horton Heat winked at me while I was waiting in line to have some merch signed

It has to do with great costumes and set design