Since when the fuck has rap not been an art? Your racism and classism are showing.

She needs to do another media blitz. She still has all the charm. America needs it.

My son saw the vine, and said it was cool, but I'm not sure he knows what a turnip is. :/

Remember when the Obamas were exciting? Le sigh.

I have Serious Feels for the First Lady that I cannot entirely describe.

I fucking love her.

I'm more or less plagiarizing myself from the Gawker version of this article, but as relieved as I am about this, I'm also angry and just... exhausted, that it's even a thing I have to be relieved about.

Anytime I see any of the Obamas, I'm filled with joy; and this shit always pops into my head

maybe congress is next. Ahaaaaaaaaaa

The Supreme Court being useful lately is jarring.

*weeps quietly into her own book contract which took years and years of education and work to get and will not make her any money to speak of*

So you're telling us that the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles exist, and that Leonardo was dressed in a human suit?

MULTIPLE thoughts ??? and Emotions??? At the SAME TIME ? Witchcraft.

Seriously, FOF... Fuck off, Finally.

The Southern Poverty Law Center does consider them a hate group.

At my high school they made us read a Bullshit book called Sex Has a Price Tag. Most infuriating religious psychobabble ever. I remember sitting in class FUMING. Fuck this kind of "education".