I'm so sick of these little whiney-ass reporters. Poor Dennis Dodd had to stand at the three-point line during the net cutting ceremony. He certainly would've added value by shoving a microphone in Kaminsky's face asking "what does this moment mean to you?' for the fiftieth time. Woe is me.

You know even less than you think if you believe Olivia Munn was a TRON movie.

steady crippin it

Doesn't mean I want to see it. There is a fine line between freedom of expression and having a basic level of human decency. Its fine if you want to be the weird, gross person that everyone avoided during recess back in school. Just keep it off of my instagram.

Not all women have the ability to conceive or give birth. Not all women are born women. Women are not divine, or as gods. Women are human.

All of us were born of woman

Question: Can I post a pic of me shitting my pants on Instagram?

Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

Report: Kevin, can you tell us where you'll find the glue to keep this thing together during your absence?

Kevin knows what he has to do to get beyond all this:

It's called allegory pal; it helps amplify his point, rather than resort to hollow jargon. But go on, find something to nitpick so you can establish yourself as the most informed white male (trademark).

It's as if you have no idea what is going on.

Please tell her or she'll be yet another insufferable child who thinks they invented everything.

Yet another reason to like soccer—It annoys baseball players.

I dunno he's always kinda good, he's actually Argentina's weak link in international play.

hey you've proven you're the worst you can leave

He's 6'3" and standing next to Tyson Chandler and Dirk Nowitzki in the restricted area. He knows his body is of better use trying to prevent a fast break return on the other side of the court.

He's worried about sounding like a douchebag, but not with looking like one.

He just lost millions off his new potential contract this summer. Sucks for him. The Portland curse strikes again.