Yeah! Hell, why not just shoot him from the patrol car? THAT would put an end to it!

Report: Kevin, can you tell us where you'll find the glue to keep this thing together during your absence?

Kevin knows what he has to do to get beyond all this:

It's called allegory pal; it helps amplify his point, rather than resort to hollow jargon. But go on, find something to nitpick so you can establish yourself as the most informed white male (trademark).

It's as if you have no idea what is going on.

Please tell her or she'll be yet another insufferable child who thinks they invented everything.

Yet another reason to like soccer—It annoys baseball players.

I dunno he's always kinda good, he's actually Argentina's weak link in international play.

hey you've proven you're the worst you can leave

He's 6'3" and standing next to Tyson Chandler and Dirk Nowitzki in the restricted area. He knows his body is of better use trying to prevent a fast break return on the other side of the court.

He just lost millions off his new potential contract this summer. Sucks for him. The Portland curse strikes again.

That's a New York thing, not just a Yankees thing.

LMAO, I wonder if he'll beat me up for this tweet:
Anti! ‏@AntiDiv

And let this be recorded as the first time in human history that telling a dude he had a big cock elicited a negative reaction.

It's like Iggy Azalea jokes. It's just lazy and low hanging fruit.

LeSean McCoy having to live in Buffalo = justice for all of us fantasy players who wasted the first overall pick on him.

The feet jokes are starting to sound forced at this point.

You heard it here first, the video is of Dez repeatedly hitting a young kid at a local walmart.

This is what the general public doesn't understand about the Dez Bryant video: The video was recorded by his now former friends. He was hanging around some pretty dark people. Now they aren't friends anymore. So his ex-friends decided it was time for a pay day. However, no one is going to have possession of that tape…