Annnnddd we find the guy that has to point out the obvious joke.

I thought the "Wild Theory about Destiny's Story" was there is one.

As a fan of Rutgers football, your writing doesn't even really count

Well done, Rachel. Well done.

Emphasis on Taylor Swift fans, truly the world's most terrible people. They do more harm than Stalin, Hitler, Ray Rice and Ronald Reagan combined!

Keith Olbermann Waxes Devastatingly on Doug Exeter's Joke Stealing

She is living out the dream of every burnout I went to high school with.

The NFL will conduct an independent investigation overseen by the NFL.

Am I the only one who wants to wade into NFL headquarters and start administering slaps to the face to everybody there?

Least offensive story related to Rob Ford in 2 years.

Head case still? He called a piece of shit a piece of shit.

He's awful even for Jalopnik.

You're awful even for Deadspin.

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

Least offensive story we've had in sports all week.

I starred it just to spite him.

9/10/14 Skip Bayless comes off as reasonable

ESPN doesn't think it has a Stephan A. Smith problem.

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