Domestic violence qualifies as a "mistake" to him, so guessing he won't lose sleep over this.

Classless. Alexi Lalas will stop at nothing to get back in the game.

When I heard about the Sounders making someone's dream come true by signing him, I assumed we were speaking about Freddy Adu.

This is actually how Justin Smoak started playing for the Seattle Mariners next door. He just never left and management didn't feel like pressing the issue.

Spurs promptly put in a $20,000,000 transfer bid for Bailey after the match.

I never wound up doing a review. I was bored out of my skull. I plan on checking back in with it later.

No its pretty awful.

I really hope Peter Dinklage doesn't become the next Nicholas Cage.

Been there, done that.

But at least he did it The Cardinal Way...

Coming up next on the Ocho...

That's the biggest damn basement I've ever seen.

Patridge Family school bus jacket>Keith Olbermann leather jacket

Wait...what? Why?

I know the jezeies won't want to hear it but lets be honest here - can we stop forcing women to do a man's job? It's not fair to them or the men trying to play.

Saruman!

lol seriously with the #teamkluwe?

I have a feeling you went on a colossal social justice rant and I'm sad you edited it out.

Shut up, dude. Just shut up.