Kickstarter is investment.

Although I've always enjoyed Jim Kelly it took me until adulthood to realize just how good a quarterback he was and how tough his post-retirement life has been. Whatever happens next, may he find peace.

I don't know you, but I assume you're better than that.

He's going to rebuild his house, brick by brick.

That just might be the greatest picture ever...

African American Twitter, please.

Remember in your high school how all the black kids sat at one table?

Potentially the realest thing

An overachieving Asian at Stanford? Never seen that before.

Check it out. The Stanford marching band has someone who plays a retard.

The Stanford band is an embarrassment to band geeks everywhere.

It's the little things in life that make it worth living

Artist's rendering of the stepfather.

Time is a flat circle, Tim.

So, guy gets scammed. Spends entire life getting revenge by texting plays.

self proclaimed and self indulgent. absolutely pathetic...hey, who's got a bigger cock? Maybe that will settle it once and for all.

In blunt honestly, this might be the most useless piece I've ever read on this site.

This article was dumb.

The Wife is better educated, more attractive, more popular, a better person, and soon to be making far more money than I, The Man.

And I'm ok with that. Because I can still kick her ass.

BROFIST

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