> the couple declined to use The Key’s services a second time for their younger daughter, however.

Ban college athletics.

Lebron said he was activating playoff mode, but he failed to mention he was activating J.R. Smith playoff mode. 

Angels: No fans with no expectations, beautiful weather, ocean front property on the Pacific.

MacLean later clarified: “I can’t remember if I cried, when I read about his widowed bride, nothing touched me deep inside, the day Robert Traylor died.”

I would rather watch the Kings lose some fun track meet games in the playoffs than see the Lakers shoot 38% in a first round sweep.

There is literally no well-reasoned argument to convince the DS writers it’s not a cardinal sin that AD is not already wearing a Lakers uniform and that the Pels should be happy with Lonzo Ball and a box of Cracker Jacks. But at least they mention how it is a pretty dick move for a player to just exit the building…

Lonzo, Ingram, Kuzma are NOT GOOD.  Anyone saying otherwise is stretching hard or full of shit.

Strong agree. The Lakers can fuck right off.

Yeah, I don’t really get the Deadspin hot takes when it comes to the Pels... they played the Lakers like a... anything other than a fiddle, or bagpipes... so I refuse to cast them as the bad guys. The Lakers have nothing to offer but hot garbage, if anything I admire the Pels restraint.

Don’t bother dude. Deadspin’s too far down this hole, it would be embarrassing for them to turn back.

But the Pelicans are employing him out of spite!  How dare they not nibble on the Lakers offer of fresh shit kibble?

That ship sailed when the Pelicans decided to spend the pre-deadline period basically trolling the Lakers instead of replying in good faith to what could still very well wind up being the best trade offer out there.

Half the teams in the league are tanking.  Who gives a fuck about the integrity?  This just seems so damn risky for the Pelicans.

I can’t wait for the expiration of Matthews’ contract. He’ll enter the summer as a free agent, then post a picture of himself as a child wearing AZ Coyotes pajamas (or a Doan jersey), and - if there’s still a team in AZ when that happens, he’ll sign a ridiculous contract with them for too much money and too many…

Wizards are going to have to declare a national emergency to pay his contract.

Rest in Peace brother. so sad when someone who wants to make the world a better place has to give their life up to the kind of bastards who ruin everything everywhere. greed greed greed is running us all down, in the first and third world alike.

Who could’ve imagined putting a republican former governor and Michigan State alum in charge of dealing with the fallout of a decades-long sexual abuse scandal wouldn’t have worked out?

Not that I disagree with you.... but you have to give Torts some credit. He seems to have changed his style to a more player friendly approach. Nobody thought his time in Columbus would be anything but a disaster.