I don’t think violence is going to solve this, tough guy.

Looking forward to watching Datsyuk destroy this shitty USA team.

*Looks at Deadspin* Nothing but a bunch of real cool people. No nerds here at all.

https://deadspin.com/5022477/hello-from-clay-travis-yes-thats-my-real-name

Is this the same guy? Did he used to write for this site? Holy shit is that article ever embarrassing.

Good thing all this is so obvious for Lauren. It’s weird that the rest of the country struggles with this.

Fuck that guy.

Watched that way too many times.

This is your problem, not ours.

Burn it to the ground.

Nah

Yes, it passes mustard.

This shit is so lame. Thanks for making it sounds so cool to shave and become an adult!

Filed to: The Garbage

Why is this website the Knicks Update Hotline?

Quit complaining about everything. This website and the websites it posts articles from is a real downer sometimes. Christmas is fine where it is.

Great stuff here, Tom.

Why do the Knicks articles keep coming?

Who cares about this garbage team?

More Deadspin discussions about cleaning. You guys are really knocking it out of the park lately.

Nice asshole column, Hamilton.

Deadspin is telling me to clean.

Thank God it was pointed out that her roommate was black.