Me too! Dipshits indeed.

One thing I’ve noticed is that when people are on holidays, they just don’t pay attention as much. Many of the signs here contain Chinese as well as English as Steveston is adjacent to one of the largest Chinese ex-pat populations in N America. Steveston is also just one stop on a circuit for tour buses- many of which…

Bison are an animal that really should not be fucked with. I grew up near a place that has a herd, and I was always taught that if one was on the road, you stopped and waited for it to move, because it could and would charge a vehicle.

I had a friend who grew up abroad, and there was this one time I had to physically restrain her because she was trying to pet a raccoon.

Smart sea lions always use a pelican as a lookout.

You know shit’s bad if the Canadians are livid.

There are signs ALL OVER the docks in Steveston telling people not to feed the animals. The harbour master is actually super livid with these people. Not only was there a potential for this little girl to be killed or seriously injured, but the sea lion is also at risk if it returns and shows an eagerness to pluck…

Great advice for all situations.

“Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?”

Does this mean we can start kicking Jews and coloreds out of our business establishments?

Good! If we can be gerrymandered because political affiliation isn’t a protected class then BY GOD we can show these assholes what being unprotected means!

Alll the time. But then again I say things in real life that I end up regretting, too. :P

You guys ever post something online and/or here and instantly regret it?

I was seriously expecting Idi Amin to be in this cohort.

Oh sweet merciful crap I would pay good money to watch a shoe bounce off this guy’s forehead.

The gold medal almost had me crying from embarrassment.

“His bone spurs were acting up.”

Remember, one of the fun parts of this trip is EVERY country in the world has figured out that if you want Trump do what they want, just flatter him and pretend he’s as awesome as he thinks he is. Expect lots of ass kissing on this trip while everybody laughs at him when he’s not in the room

Remember last year when it seemed that bad news just kept piling on and it was so discouraging and depressing? This week feels so ... the opposite of that.

Traitors for sure.