Let me guess: Handler never has shit to say about Brad Pitt?

Ooh, now tell us about chemtrails!!

She is at the Cannes Film Festival, phonebanking for Bernie, letting us know how down-to-earth and not part of the power elite either of them are. Do you not see it?

He’s top 6% in the richest country in the world. He’s a rich white guy. My sources:

Omg Sarandon is DEFINITELY that person who walks into any conversation and starts ranting about politics even when it’s an inappropriate time, place, and crowd.

Chard chard chard chard chard

I’m pretty confused. That picture was taken after (or before) a movie premiere in Cannes (I recognize her and Watts’ outfits). If she is phone banking for him, seems like a waste of long distance calling fees to do it from there...

Okay, I’ll admit it: I clicked here for the cleavage and out of curiousity as to what the story would be.

It just always confuses me that people would rather their children get potentially deadly diseases than be autistic. It’s like autism is the biggest boogieman in the world, but death is ok. Everyone in this class should be forced to see pictures and videos of children suffering from the diseases, they should have…

It’s going to be a “thing” in just about any nation that hasn’t seen a preventable disease outbreak wreak havoc on its population in a couple generations. They’re far enough removed from the time where family members in iron lungs were a common experience. They think that the current state of general population health…

Doesn’t she have a reality tv show to get publicity for, though? Or was it cancelled and she’s hoping to generate enough interest for it to be picked up again?

I’m still pissed about all the actresses that gave a standing ovation at the Oscars to Polanski. His rape of a 13 year old has been public knowledge for decades.

A reminder: The President of the United States is pretty much the LEAST important office you vote for. Vote every time you can, for every position that you can, at every level of government that you can. Keep voting year after year, until the people that think that basic health care should be something that you “earn”…

Yeah, I’m not really thrilled with the reinforcement of the idea of women’s bodies as an “embodiment of nature” more than men’s bodies. The woman-as-nurturing-earth-mother-figure is not necessarily feminist. When it’s used to suggest that women are fundamentally different from men—more nurturing, more connected to…

Every one of his movies is the exact fucking same. There’s a bumbling nebbish (often played by him) and a gorgeous younger woman is inexplicably in love with him.

My mother has worked in the film industry a long time. And, I sent her a link to the Kristen Stewart piece from Jez last night. And, this was her response:

Ronan Farrow is my celebrity crush. The sexiest thing is that he can admit when he made mistakes too. I love that he can see where he failed, as a journalist and as a brother, and aims to be better.

Is that Linda and Naomi recently or a throwback pic? Either way, I *love* it. If it’s recent, neither have aged a day.

That isn’t slut shaming. That’s fucking a married person shaming, which is a shitty thing to do regardless of your gender. It is quite relevant because Stewart apparently only empathizes with people she can “personalize,” whatever the fuck that is supposed to mean, something akin to “know” I suppose.