to the folks on here hating because the cyclist never “worked” a day in his life: your emotional reaction to this story has everything to do with your own internal state and your own dissatisfaction with some part of yourself. deep down, i bet several of you are jealous that you chose not to lead this kind of…

Show me Aristotle getting a full Brazilian, and I’ll show you someone who’s waxing philosophically.

One assumes when Hillary Clinton says that sexual assault victims have a right to be believed, she means by the authorities etc. when they report. Because a lot of women have a hellish time with the police and whatnot placing the burden of proof on sexual assault victims and re-victimizing them. And I also agree with…

“in 1997, when she was subpoenaed during Paula Jones’ civil sexual harassment suit against Clinton, she had signed an affidavit and denied under oath that the rape occurred.”

I’m not going to make a claim about mental illness. That said, I do think that the idea that Bill went home and told Hillary he raped a woman is preposterous. Frankly, I can’t see him going home and telling her he slept with another woman. All we know Hillary did was to thank Ms. Broaddrick for doing “something” for…

This has happened to me so many times.

Dude 10/10. Flawless landing.

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”

Tim Kaine isn’t mad at the Republican party, he’s just disappointed.

Did anyone else eat Top Ramen when they were a kid? Always thought it was weird that it was pegged as a broke-ass-college-kid food. I felt cool when I was 10 and it was the first thing I taught myself to cook. I tried a package a few weeks ago and my bowels exploded, so it’s fair to say my Top Ramen days are behind…

Oatmeal Cream Pies in the refrigerator are a godsend.

I still couldn’t finish these, but even in satire they were a fuck ton more interesting.

I like how the Trump campaign is blaming Tebow/RNC for this. Falling right in line with their trend of saying a thing, then calling the press liars for reporting on the thing they said.

Given her own mental health problems maybe it was a sort of munchausens suicide by proxy. Whatever the motivation it’s still awful.

More like Game of Threads!

There’s a tracking shot of Jon near the beginning of the battle that makes the hallway scene from Daredevil look like garbage

Adam LaRoche would like to have a word with you.

21st time in MLB history that a club had overcome a double-digit deficit

I am attachment parent to three cats. They like to sleep on top of me. Daisy will often wake me up because she * must* sit on my face or squash he face up against mine at 4am or walk across my forehead. Life is good.

Fish turner.