Trump won’t understand this until someone explains it to him. KFC doesn’t serve fruit, so ALL fruit is strange to him.

The best kind of pillow for JR is one that would smother her.

Whoever dressed Carey has no right to complain.

He is giving all the real work to Pence.

Kudo and the Two Strings.

I loved Skyfall. Almost as much as I loved Casino Royale.

“Why do people like her?”

I expect that tat post is going to be a lost more difficult to write and require a bit more time, unlike this.

I know you’re trying to make me feel sorry for her, but she has a huge ego and this should’ve been prepared better, so whoops for feeling schadenfreude 😉

Kara’s post was the only one I did not click on to review.

Billy Eichner and funny don’t belong anywhere near each other in a sentence unless that sentence also includes the words, “is not” directly before funny.

I’d watch it, if the heart of the sea (or whatever that necklace was called) also exploded when tossed in the ocean.

***Mark Shrayber, Gone for a Year But Not Forgotten, Ungreyed Me Last Year On This Day, The Anniversary of My Birth, Thanks!***

#teambullet

I feel sad that I just can’t manage to like Mariah Carey.

I’m sure you’re not alone in Harrison lust. But it’s not universal. I do not share this sentiment. Like, not at all.

lol this image won’t do shit to help addicts not use, even in front of kids. guess what, when you’re addicted to heroin using is not a choice. there is no long decision making process about when/where to use.

My brother died of a heroin overdose last year: you can imagine how seeing this image plastered all over the place has been the past couple weeks has felt (literally, I know there are a million people in my shoes). And the reasoning is SUCH bullshit. Because you know what? 9 times out of 10 heroin users already…

Missing from the FB post: links to resources people can call to report/help addicts, decency, empathy.

The child was in no immediate danger and crime scene photos are SOP.