Best. Response.

She was jerking off a squid?

Edited because I just don’t feel like arguing on the Internet today.

Ack her eyebrows bug me. I want to brush them into place!

You can (or at least I can from my phone?), just click the star icon a couple of times really fast. Sometimes I get three in.

Me too, but I watch Con Air a lot.

I’m-a wear this to church.

That’s exactly how I feel about Mr. Mathers.

Boo, you’re supposed to tell a story where you lied and got caught.

So THAT’S what Starbuck’s been up to!

Wow. That was... mean.

This literally made me choke on my cereal. Jolly good show. :-D Idk why, but “killing me” was the part that did it.

IAWTCSH.

Mr. Cocoa butter addict’s paternal grandmother maintains that San Fransisco and Oakland are a modern-day Sodom and Gomorrah.

Money will take you a long way, that much is for certain.

Sorry but I don’t see any evidence that the “sweetie” remark was an actual quote? I believe it was just editorializing on the author’s part.

Thank you! That comment was nasty and un-called for.

Those colors are straight outta the seventies.

Suboxone is a medication for heroin withdrawal, what does that have to do with mental health?

“You have a bean in your ear.”