He just seems like the type of guy you’d want to have a beer with, y’know?

Hairline shaming?

...in a public bathroom?

See, this is one of many reasons I don’t like dogs.

More like *HOOOOK*, amirite Cap’n? ;-)

“Grumpy Cat will no doubt be the biggest celebrity ever to come through Cats.”

Am now fantasizing about doughy peach cobbler.

Lol, I love this comment. It encapsulates everything I hate about cutesy coffee merch.

Amen, sistah!

A-fucking-men. It also pisses me off how people around here infantalize her. The nickname “Brit-Brit” sets my teeth on edge.

She’s had that awful too-small nose job for a long time.

You’re reading too far into things, bb. Aping colloquially means “copying”.

Maybe not blind, but definitely stupid.

Sounds like a Sheryl Crow song. “I found peace in a Taco Bell...”

Are you maybe referring to animism, not anthropomorphism?

THANK YOU. I just don’t get it, either one of them. They’re not fucking attractive. Cumberbatch in particular looks like a monster. There’s zilch sex appeal between the two of them.

Starred for “thunderpoop”.

I remember loling at my friend on Facebook when she’d post pictures of her, her boyfriend, and her baby all decked out in their Bernie gear. Honey, he never had a chance.

Omg, Jennifer Aniston tucked her hair behind her ear and is wearing a little bit of extra eyeliner!

No, you should never apply ice to a burn!