Lol, perfect comment. 10/10 would star again.

He’s Ultra-Thirst: Revenge of the Thirst for sure.

Worst but somehow most successful. What a time to be alive.

She-iber! C’est manifique. Tres manifique.

I liked Cara with Michelle Rodriguez, personally.

This is the most perfect description of Ryan Seacrest that was ever written in the history of ever.

Me too. I differ from my Jezebel peers in that I’ve never liked Tom Hanks, so this would-be goss bomb wouldn’t rock my world as much. It would still be sad and icky, though.

My first thought was John Travolta, tbh.

You’re really not missing much, friend.

Me too. Yuck.

Aww, thank you! I pick up my two-month keytag on the first, two weeks from now. :-)

OT: I love your username. :-)

Honestly I’ve never thought about that before! I usually hang on to them as long as they last me (which isn’t usually very long because I use a metric ton of mascara). Mine probably doesn’t have the chance to get old. Maybe try a little Googling? Sorry I couldn’t be more help!

Yay, brag thread! Well, since I haven’t hit on any recovery birthdays this week, I guess I’ll share that I walked into my favorite thrift store the other day, picked up a pair of cute reading glasses, and miraculously discovered that they were my EXACT prescription (I have astigmatism). They were $3. And red, my…

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I love this typo.

Flora, then?

Isn’t that Lil’ Jon?

ETA hatred is hateful? Lol, sorry, my brain refuses to work today. Working on very little sleep.

She’s always reminded me of Bill Hader for some reason. Like she could be his niece.