Any day with Bradley Cooper in it is decidedly NOT a good day.

Long answer: no.

Yep! That’s him!

Jesus, when did Lance Bass become Derek Jeter?

I’d rather we shoot Justin Timberlake up into space, personally.

His pupils are fucking enormous in the cosplay (lol!) outfit, which could have something to do with it.

Dude, his pupils are HUGE in that astronaut photo. Y u hootin’, Lance?

Wait a minute, am I out of the greys?!

LOL.

And a pioneer.

Lol. I didn’t get it.

Yep. My brother is an Iron Man triathlete. He’s pretty much insufferable.

I just almost fell out of my chair. That is the funniest fucking thing I have heard in a loooomg time. What, does dude think those 127 schoolbuses have literally been repurposed to house straws in lieu of taking kids to school?

“I pioneered Williamsburg”?

Ugh. I know.

Lol, “it”.

It makes me sad to think a man like this could have a ladyfriend.

You’re a better person than I.

Pretty decent way to identify a misogynist.

Rest of the day?