Ok, someone with Kinja smarts, please halp: I don’t know my own burner password. How do I find out - y’know, just in case I accidentally log out or something?

I heartily agree.

Best comment of the bunch. Really suits him.

Didn’t he perform at the VMAs? Didn’t he sing “Get Off” in a bright yellow suit and flaunt his buttcheeks at the camera? Please correct me if I’m wrong, ‘cause I’m not sure if I’m right.

S’okay. I told him off right good. Heh heh.

THANK you.

Please regale me with your memories of the Challenger disaster. I am absolutely fascinated by that moment in history. (It happened almost two years before I was born.)

Yes! I had an Angelfire page back then! You had to be an HTML savage to have a website back in the day - I still know a good amount of HTML.

You are now my hero, btw.

Same.

I love Rihanna because her boobs look just like mine.

What makes you think she is “too medicated to feel anything?”

I think you’re probably totally right. :-)

I’m referring to her saying “...I’m really just a normal girl.” The connotations around calling oneself “vanilla” would imply that said person thinks themselves particularly non-kinky.

You take that back about my Goddess!

This sounds like my vision of Heaven.

Lol, that was always my favorite part, too.

I agree. Most all of my threesomes were when I was young, drunk, the only female, and had a bangin’ body. Those were good experiences. The other one I heartily regret.

I understand what she’s trying to say here, but for all her efforts to normalize promiscuity as part of her sex positivity crusade, her saying that threesomes aren’t her because she’s too “normal” is really kind of tone-deaf.

Maybe I should have specified; I was referring to commenters here talking about their own experiences driving while high, which is not at all humorous or appropriate.