Same. I get not wanting your clothes to smell BAD, but I can’t fathom actually wanting them to smell like anything other than clean. 

I can’t stand chemical smells, and always buy the unscented soap and softeners, so the plainer smelling, the better as far as I’m concerned.

I have wool overcoats and suits that I have owned for 10-20 years and have dry-cleaned maybe once. In the olden days before dry-cleaning people didn’t wash those things - they brushed them and pressed them - and you can still do that today. You might have them cleaned before putting them in storage, to prevent moths,…

Cost, and of course the number of kids running around screaming the restaurant too. If there are a lot of kids, then the food better be both very good and very cheap.