Ah yes, the fourth most advanced engine ever built. What a complete turd.

Come on, wouldn’t you have a beer with this guy

It is literally painful to watch the ginger try SO hard to emulate Clarkson. He shouts everything he says, he “screams” while accelerating in the car. He tries to make facial expressions. It just feels so forced and awkward.

The ginger is to blame. He’s what gamers call a “try-hard.” I can’t understand why they hired Chris Harris, yet don’t use him for the power lap-ready car reviews. Such a waste.

Early in the ad:

I can’t believe they didn’t do a full introduction of all the new cast members. It would have really helped the non-gearheads to know that Evans (dick as he is) has a massive Ferrari collection, or that Le Blanc can actually drive. Not to mention the F1 team owner & racing drivers.

Evans sounds like a bad game show host. Not. Impressed.

It appears that the news has been relegated to Extra Gear, which is a shame for the main show, but it does mean that Harris is bantering on for us instead.

“Sorry, but this article just struck me as entitled whining”

Sorry, but this article just struck me as entitled whining. This is amazing technology that promises to deliver exceptionally quick and convenient travel from one city center to another, and you’re complaining about the seats.

Go back to your safe space. Do not collect a participation trophy.

Fucking Subaru ads are HORRIBLE in just every single way. At least the Prius ads have some creativity behind them.

I know this is 2016 and all...but this is the second car they’ve made (excluding the Lotus-inspired Roadster).

The “absurd vertical maneuver” is called ‘the idiots loop’. It was actually a very well thought out solution to the fact that atomic weapons had such destructive power that they could destroy the aircraft that delivered it. By releasing the bomb during the ascent phase, the bomb would travel a ballistic arc similar to…

Man, I miss Tyler actually understanding what he was writing about…

So you’re saying prayer is bad? People at my work pray all the time and I work for a pretty big media company and I’m agnostic. The only people that have a problem with prayer are people who just want to bitch about something.

They counter-rotate which cancels out the torque created, eliminating the need for a tail rotor.

I am a nigerian prince and I require a deposit of one 1M to release the 1 brazilion dollors your late uncle’s grandfathers sister has left you.

One of my favorite BMW designs of all time. The 2 Series isn't in the same league.