They're taking his dinner order he wants meatballs after seeing the nuke

The Unabomber lived in a shack because he devoted his time and money to handcrafting bombs and nurturing grudges. That’s N. Korea—the crazy guy in the shack that you hope never emerges.

No one there is tall enough to reach the launch button, we’re fine.

This whole article has me feeling like:

Oh come on, it doesn’t look that bad with the right colour combination.

How the hell can people be so insensitive??

A little something to balance out everyone’s feels now.

The comfort animal vs. allergic to living battle royale is going to be epic.

I love F1 technology so much. They just need to fix the sport. C’mon Ecclestone, please just go take a nap on a hunting trip in Texas so the healing can begin.

It’s almost like they’re in business to make money rather than in business for another reason that has never existed in the history of businesses larger than your buddies craft beer mug shop.

I bless this article with an image of a Mitsubishi AMG.

Sigh. The cloaking device was a ROMULAN invention. They traded it to the Klingons in exchange for warp drive technology.

C’mon, guys. Get your nerd references in check.

It seems that 3411 was the stripped, European model with no nav or power seats.

That’s the thing, you can’t take care of it. Stuff loves to stick to matte finishes and you can’t scrub stuff out. Any time you get something on it like bird shit or bugs you have to steam it off or use super hot water and hope it lifts out.

Good luck maintaining a matte finish. Get a scratch or mark? Can’t polish it out. Bugs? Tree sap? Scrub the paint too hard and you get a shiny spot.

OK, so you don’t like matte finishes...this is a lot of words to get that point across no? Aside from plasti-dipped heaps, matte finish is still a legitimate choice and far from outdated. Done right I think it looks great, as I’m sure many do. And it’s advertising on an F1 car, hard to make that different or exciting.

Yeah, it seems you’re right. I prefer hydraulic either way, which is partly why I wouldn't upgrade my 987 Cayman for a 981.

I have a 228i. It is a little bit less than 3400 pounds or so. You make it sound like I drive some shitty crossover or something like that.

I love how the new Car & Driver review blasts the feel of the M2's electronic steering, yet Motortrend praises. I think reviewers are just throwing darts, these days.