It would be tragic yet somehow hilarious if they used a flash-bang during the warrant and it went off right next to those crates.

Honestly we should celebrate the Goatse mans accomplishments more. He’s more of an internet hero then Jake Paul

Look the goatse man worked hard...

There’s an old baseball joke - a member of the front office tells a player, “Hey, did you hear? We traded Player X.” The teammate responds, “Great trade! Who’d we get?”

2020 getting around to dealing with the real problems

How many crates of Axe Body spray did they take out?  

I wouldn’t be surprised if they found some pretty messed up and actionable stuff if they took any of his laptops, he seems like a pretty warped person

So, did they confiscate any laptops or cell phones?  That could be hilarious.

I’m trying to imagine another president, even one of the really awful ones like Bush Jr., being so barefaced about that. No politician should ever feel comfortable saying “I take no responsibility at all”, even from just a PR angle.

Also Trump, re: the pandemic: “I don’t take any responsibility at all.”

I assume he pees with the same competence he has with every other task, so now that you’ve made me think about it, here’s what I think happens.

Since you bring up the topic of trump using the bathroom, when he stands in front of a toilet or urinal to pee, do you think he drops his pants and underwear to the ground like a 4 year old?

did you steal the opening monologue from Hannity’s teleprompter?

I’m still waiting for a cogent answer to why it’s bad to test as much as we have, apart from “because when you test more, you identify more cases, which makes Trump look worse”. (I’m also kinda surprised he hasn’t blurted out this last part because he has no filter and at this point, would it move the needle at all?)

It’s really unfair. You’d have to be some kind of stable genius to wrap your head around the problems the US is facing now, not some doddering, barely coherent old man.

“The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.” - Franklin D. Roosevelt

Trump: “Glad that interview is over, time to go back to my happy place...Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Person, woman, man, camera, TV. Person, woman, man, camera, TV...”

I’d rather a truth and reconciliation comission. God willing, all this will be over with someday and we’ll have a quarter-million dead Americans or so and an economy in ruins. That’s bad, but I don’t know how I’m ever going to take anyone who supported this belligerent moron seriously anymore, which is basically…

The BBC is not necessarily the bastion of great journalism these days, but a few months back on their World Report I heard one of their correspondents questioning an official about a election problems in their country and it was amazing to not only hear them dispute inaccurate statements and ask follow up questions,…

Look, we all love a good prank show, but this really steps over the line. That vicious prankster is picking on that feeble-minded old man (who clearly suffers from dementia) and making him look confused and stupid. The old man obviously has to go to the bathroom (or he wouldn’t be sitting on the chair like it’s a…