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Last I checked, this is a free country and ain’t nobody gonna tell me what to do with my onions! ‘Merica!

As long as I don’t have to wear anything on my face, I believe the science on this one.

A close contender for greatest moment also came from that movie, but lacked Brimley’s riding skills:

That’s a shame, he was always enjoyable on screen, from the tragic menace of Dr. Blair in The Thing to his very amusing ‘Creole’ accent in Hard Target. Never knew that about his early life as a blacksmith, fascinating.

Also the key participant in perhaps the greatest moment in human history.

RIP to a living meme, the “Diabeetus” guy Wilford Brimley.

It is trump cult members and morons. Yes, I repeated myself.

I’m reluctant to share this

Turns out she’s stunning regardless of her haircut. Go figure.

I laughed wwaayy too damn hard from this. 

Because everyone who plays it on the Switch would wind up using the console as a projectile from agony.

Brr!-tch!-Brr!-tch!-Brr!-tch!-tch!-tch!-Brr!-tch!-Brr!-tch!-Brr!

Hopefully that pause music is still there

Awesome! I look forward to slamming my hover-bike into rapidly oncoming walls and then putting the game away forever because I can't finish the stage.

In death, she speaks for us all. 

It’s almost as if China is a place where they casually run over protesters with tanks.

good luck getting any Time-Warner or HBO service in China this morning...well done John (as always) for not only pointing out the absolutely horrendous way these people have been treated but the way China is even trying to erase their culture, like they’re trying to remove any trace that they ever existed.

I thought posting on an alt-right website was a prerequisite for working for Fox News.