Last I checked, this is a free country and ain’t nobody gonna tell me what to do with my onions! ‘Merica!

As long as I don’t have to wear anything on my face, I believe the science on this one.

I seem to remember some rambling about how businessmen know how to negotiate? But I guess not.

He moved on that deal like a bitch and grabbed it by the pussy?

A close contender for greatest moment also came from that movie, but lacked Brimley’s riding skills:

That’s a shame, he was always enjoyable on screen, from the tragic menace of Dr. Blair in The Thing to his very amusing ‘Creole’ accent in Hard Target. Never knew that about his early life as a blacksmith, fascinating.

Also the key participant in perhaps the greatest moment in human history.

RIP to a living meme, the “Diabeetus” guy Wilford Brimley.

It is trump cult members and morons. Yes, I repeated myself.

I’m reluctant to share this

It’s 3 dimensional chess they’re playing. The plan is to wait for the cheaper ventilators come in, take a sharpie, write a “300" on them and return them getting all 644 million back.

In 2006, Congress and the George W. Bush administration started looking at the future of the Postal Service. Everybody could see that volume was trending downward, and that probably wasn’t going to stop. So they passed a big postal reform bill. What they were concerned about was that postal workers get very generous…

Here’s an idea to pay off the USPS debt and solve this problem. Maybe instead of trying to sneak fighter jets and FBI buildings into COVID relief bills, they could allocate it to the post office to make up for the fact they fucked them over 2 decades ago.

Turns out she’s stunning regardless of her haircut. Go figure.

But we have a businessman in the WH, and he is the best dealmaker. They’re big, beautiful, and really really tremendous. We can’t even believe them, they’re so perfect. Obviously, this is all fake news.

I laughed wwaayy too damn hard from this. 

Because everyone who plays it on the Switch would wind up using the console as a projectile from agony.

Brr!-tch!-Brr!-tch!-Brr!-tch!-tch!-tch!-Brr!-tch!-Brr!-tch!-Brr!

Hopefully that pause music is still there

Awesome! I look forward to slamming my hover-bike into rapidly oncoming walls and then putting the game away forever because I can't finish the stage.