I still think about Hollow Knight a lot. It’s just one of the best games. I will drop everything the moment Silksong comes out.

To be fair, if anyone tried to tell me the phrase ‘spirit animal’ is “cultural appropriation” I’d probably yell at them, myself. 

I remember when we used to have to find pictures of Henry Cavill assembling a gaming computer in the woods.

The internet is basically just a blue zapper light for humans.

Yeah I saw that news and was like “Well we are full going into suppressive propaganda territory now”

I now have this mental image of Ivanka Trump on a desert island bashing a can with a rock, while a fully functioning can opener sits on the ground—unused and unidentified—within arm’s reach.

Half the internet would be obsessed with Beangate. At Christmas my idiot uncle would say that He really isn’t into politics but he has wonder about what really happened in Beangazi.  Alex Jones would be yelling about how the beans made the frogs gay.  

“Goya beans: have your butler ask the head cook if she uses them!”

It’s technically illegal, but then so’s about 95% of what this regime does on the daily, so... yes and no, depending.

“The whole world has had 2 waves of the pandemic, we only had one wave. See what a great job we are doing?”

Can of vegetables!

Just prior to the photo(s) being taken, Ivanka was overheard saying: “They’re putting food in cans now? How cute! When did they start doing that?”

Your "law and order" president, ladies and gentlemen.

To have a 2nd wave you need the first wave to end.

Reminds me of when billionaire Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross stopped in at 7-11 for a can of soup and a tallboy.

Yup. Preparing for when he has to lie about the numbers as the second wave hits during the run up to the election.

She couldn't get that can open if you handed her the can opener and showed her a 12 minute video called How to Open Cans. 

How badly have things gotten? Today Trump is ordering hospitals to not report data to the CDC but to a separate group that he controls. The reason? In order to corrupt the numbers to hide that fact that the nation is going up in flames.

I trust her guidance in this because she definitely seems like someone who shops for her own groceries and has worked hard to determine which brand of beans makes the dishes she prepares as good as can be.

This is actually a violation of the...*sigh*, oh, right. We don’t follow laws and standards anymore. *bigger sigh* *loud cursing*