I’d like to see high schoolers try and make something disparaging out of the pronunciation of “Agates!”

D.C Redskins

Whoa hoping its replaced with a somehow worse name just to show nobody has a fucking clue how to read a room.  I'm guessing the Washington Columbus Confederacy.

“Blammo, another successful interaction with a man!”

If Sports Illustrated really wanted to be progressive they’d bring back the goddamn football phone.

And it’s UGLY. That’s what killed me. It’s so tacky, the rooms are extremely small and claustrophobic. It’s like eternally living in a three star Cancun hotel.

Let me point out the depressing flaws with your assumptions. It will be easy to claim this property as a business expense to reduce taxable income even on turbo tax there are fields that walk you through this. This includes utilities, energy, upkeep, etc. On top of that, they have enough money to simply stick into the…

Hope this turns out for the best but God it's bleak. Is the Glee cast cursed or something?

Money turns everyone into assholes. 100% of the time. Add being young, dumb, and full of cum into that...

Think of how many molotov cocktails their wine display could hold!

It’s not going to burn down, but they’re all definitely going to be broke and living with their parents again in a year.

Look man this is just their incubator... for extreme douchebaggery.

Yeah, back when it was a fantasy, and not the sad state of wealth distribution in the country. :’(

Imagine creating an organization that celebrates conspicuous consumption and unearned wealth and then having either the extreme self-awareness, or the extreme lack thereof, to call your organization One Percent.

And there was that guy who got a high-ranking position in her insitute because he was boning her, rather than out of any actual merit. Then again, anybody who could look at her and still get it up deserved some sort of compensation.

With any luck the felony will bar them from owning guns.

...Legally, at least. You know they’ll still have them.

If she hadn’t been carrying a gun, she wouldn’t have reached for a gun to solve a dispute. Guns don’t make anything better, they make people’s bad moments worse.

Down here taking care of my mother with dementia while all this is going on. Been here since mid march. Less than 15% of the population wear masks or practice any sort of social distancing. And this is in a country club republican island, so it isn’t the sqwaking yelps of MAGA chuds trying to own the libs. It’s a…

We reported over 10,000 new cases today. Do not come here, it is insane.

My kid is getting married in FLORIDA in four weeks. Was already postponed from June. Don’t wanna go. Kinda praying for Florida to be Florida so I won’t have to fly to Florida for a (relatively) big Florida wedding reception.