The definition of tex mex is regular mex covered in velveeta, so yes. 

These two haven’t fucked since the Reagan administration.

Reprehensible trigger discipline. Lacking in all kinds of discipline, really.

You don’t need shoes when you have a gun.

I propose either “PPK Patty” or “Walther Wendy.”

Uhhhh You know she’s white right? Aint no cops gonna come arrest her for that shit. They’d probably give her training on the spot to help. I can hear this bitches voice at a fucking restaurant sending something back because it’s too hot and how the waiter is an idiot. God damn it makes my blood boil. 

In their defense, the protestors did have signs!

That woman has never fired a gun before in her life and should never be allowed near one again:

That’s what you get in states where “proving you know what the hell you’re doing” before getting a gun is considered unconstitutional.

That’s what you get when you hand guns out to people who haven’t had a day of training with them: people like Patty.

They definitely have a special, secret room in that house. 

You’d think a lawyer would know not to (a) point a gun at people and (b) put her finger on the goddamn trigger. Those are two super major fucking gun-safety rules Ms. McCloskey broke right there.

Mitch McConnell looks like his court-appointed psychiatrist made him eat his own face

Obligatory reminder...

If the Family Guy runners let David Simon write a half-hour however he wanted, it will be the first time I will be excited to watch Family Guy.

Whoa whoa whoa let’s not get ahead of ourselves bud.

And, hopefully, not be so racist.

where in reality he'd wear an adidas track suit in some godawful color and poke around on his phone. mads is hilarious.