GayGaetzGate

I’m glad my dad taught me to elevate the importance of property and possessions over honor, ideology, and the welfare of the overall community.

I read his book years ago. My takeaway was that my biological dad was worthless because he wasn’t obsessed with money and materialism. Also, I should find a rich daddy.

“This will absolutely ruin the replay value of Whitney.”

She’s willing to fuck Trump. That IS unusual. Truly a job most women won’t do (willingly). 

What do you mean? It wasn’t shot in Trump Tower.

I 100% agree. I don’t even breach politics at family gatherings anymore, because sadly, at least half of the bunch have gone off the rails FAR right.

The only thing she has in common with Einstein is that neither could speak fluent English.

The other thing is that any time a Republican candidate for something says that their opponent is unqualified for whatever office because of some scandal or other (an affair, business fuckery, etc), the opponent can just point Trump-wards since there’s probably a 95% chance President Stupid did the same thing.

Trump has managed to do one thing really well, and that is make it impossible for any GOP wanting to keep their jobs to be anything but all in on supporting his dumpster fire of a presidency.

Don’t forget her parents got US citizenship using chain migration the same fucking week that Trump was attempting to abolish chain migration.

Not only is she a citizen, but Trump used chain migration, the thing that he’s always complaining about, to get her parents citizenship. 

She gets a pass as she’s Trump’s property. Although, you’ll could probably haul Trump in for import tax evasion.

Is she a naturalized citizen? Because while we can’t do anything about Trump, I would have no problem with her ass getting deported.

It looks like it was shot from the other side of the room by someone who has never heard of a zoom button.

Shocked to see Chris D’Elia has been accused of being a comedian.

Cops: “The threat to defund us is insulting. We quit!”

I’m just glad they didn’t delay Doritos.

“Sure, he raped and murdered my 14 year old daughter, but the other guy is a Liberal!”