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Exactly.  Someone needed to hand little Donny his ass to him when he was in grade school and all of this might have been different.  Everyone who raised him failed spectacularly. 

Awesome. Not all old people are so full of fear/ignorance they’ll vote for that orange charlatan.  (Unless she’s a huge fan of circuses...)

Shades of, “I don’t see why someone would ever call the FBI.”

Anything more than 15 minutes after the liquor store has opened for the day.  ;)

Mass last-minute grifting and pardoning all of his  corruption homies?

Well, he might meet with them 2-3 years after a normal president would have. 

How does any of this make Trump look like a strong, credible leader?  He looks like the Saudi’s flunkie. 

I have no idea why this game appeals to me so much.

I do hope John Oliver continues the Suess rhymed take-downs.

Poltroon.  I agree all those reps you named are terrible and voters are almost as bad as the chuckle-fucks who get elected.

Early sobriety can be tough!

I liked the, “tastes like a cruise ship” comment. It both tells you nothing but perfectly explains why it is terrible. 

Also, that Reagan quote almost sounds like it advocates being fucked by a horse.  Just sayin’.

I assumed a little roleplay gone too far from ‘Mother.’

Rerun of the worst fucking TV show that is this administration.

The problem is that this will likely be buried until well after the 2020 election. The system of checks and balances is broken. This should still be pursued.

I’m guessing Border Patrol uniforms and cages are involved.  *barf*

His dentist needs to do the right thing and leave the X-Ray machine on for 4+ hours while pointed directly at Miller’s junk.

Which is where the word comes from meaning traitor (but I’m assuming you knew that.)

Maybe it’s just a spray-tan?