Some of these numbers are making my brain break. $7,131 on fountain pens, 11 golf club memberships (seriously, that’s like most people sign up for online subscriptions and forget to cancel them for months) and $42k/mo in spousal support? How do people live like that but healthcare reform is a “bridge too far” in this…

Yeah, how could he stomach going to such a corrupt shithole?  /s

Vote Trump to MAGA and keep the uppity women, blacks and the gays in their place! Trump1950!

This looks awful.  I mourn for when this series was good.  I might have to plug in my Wii U to play the Wii versions.  ;_;

It would probably be just as useless as the one they’re building now.  Maybe they should make the hogs pay for it too!

Your grandma sounds bad-ass.  *tips hat*

The steady paycheck must be nice but seriously Tim Allen can fuck off.  Hopefully she can keep landing roles in better projects.

I’m assuming the reviewer responsible went into a temporary two-week coma due to overwhelming cuteness.  This show had me at baby Arctic fox. 

The constant use of ‘U’ was probably what hurt my brain the most.  How many concussions has this guy had?

Yeah, who is this versus?

I would hate-watch the HELL OUT OF THIS! 

Punch Rockgroin is pretty great.

For sure. What’s his new nickname going to be? Hopefully something better than Boltin’ Bolton.

$125,000 bail sounds kind of insane if this is a first offense.  (Not trying to let this guy off the hook but that’s some serious $.)

1000x this.  If your son has a problem with it, it’s your fault for raising a little horn-dog.  Get out of here with that shit.

That asshole should be on some sort of a list.  Fucking weird. 

Barron? Don’t even know him. I think he brought everybody’s coffee. Really short kid.

At least he’s not wearing some garbage bag of a suit like his “father.”

VERY presidential.  The bestest presidenting ever, many people are saying. 

That is a fucked up comment to make on a date.  I like a girl who can eat.