YES!  I’m hoping some of them are made-up but damn those bears must just tear through some people. 

I almost forgot that game existed but I really liked playing it back in the day. 

I can only hope you realize the error of your ways and repent.

I’m assuming they’re 30% smaller than normal Sharpies in order to make one’s hands appear larger?

How amazing would it be if the next administration officially renames it the ‘Donald J. Trump Small Penis Border Wall (for Freedom!)‘?

I wonder what levels of insanity he will ramp up to as the general election approaches. Just batshit-crazy, pooping on the floor in front of the press?  Fingers crossed!

I could possibly see some minor (still BS) justification for getting paid less for the first movie but no way should she get 10% for #2 after the insane amount of money CRA pulled in. Damn.

“Rubes” is also sometimes acceptable. 

Truly the best invasion. Can’t image more Poles dying. They gave it 100%!

I’ll bring the Confederate flag to fly from the back of the pickup truck!  ‘MERICA!

I was thinking this was sub-Trump level writing but maybe that’s a little harsh. 

So... is this basically proof his dick is <3"?  Such an insecure loser.  SAD!!!

“How is he still breathing?  I put it in his Diet Coke 30 minutes ago.”

Don’t worry, I’m sure she’s known her father’s a narcissistic piece of shit since she was three or so.

Father of the year, all years.  Many people are calling him and saying so. 

Well, they’ve still got a good ~20 years of hate to spew as long as the Boomers can still get their under-paid, minority home health aide to drive them to the polls.

Reminds me of “precious (white) bodily fluids.”

My reaction as well. 

Not sure any amount of money would undo the psychic toll any touching would cause.  Barf.

Was that the the folded piece of paper claiming some BS agreement with Mexico that Trump waved around and said it would be announced later?