The number of Diet Cokes he has per day?

Yup, what NE US state is she from? Connecticut? Rhode Island?

I’m surprised I’m emotionally invested in this but I hope he has a long life and keeps doing Jeopardy! as long as he wants to.  The guy’s an institution. 

I’m going to go into the theater w low expectations and hope to be pleasantly surprised. Now I’m almost curious how bad Genisys was.

This red line is magical and/or doesn’t exist if Mattis doesn’t think Trump’s crossed it yet.

To clarify, that’s 6'5", 250 lbs, 0 chins.

How much do we have to pay to get a permit to shoot that lion?  All of Mother Nature is basically for sale now, right? 

I remember when they used to be ~$1.19 or so and 3 of those would fill me up for <$4 for lunch. I’ll miss them.

Yeah, this has been my go-to order for the last few years. The 2x Chalupas either turn out great (crisp and greasy) or bland (soggy and gross) so it was always a gamble but the XXL was consistently good. Guess I’m back to the regular super burrito until something new comes out. The $1 Beefy Mini Quesadilla was good…

He’s like Hugh Grant squared, I think.

I was wondering about that. Max of $3.2M for a brand doing as well as Popeye’s seems way, way too low in our hyper-bullshit capitalism.

Why isn’t ‘This is Our Country, Not Theirs’ the Trump 2020 slogan? His base would eat that up at the next Klan rally.

That poor man. When exactly was America “great” for him? He’s probably always looked like that and it depresses me greatly.

But when will it be burned in effigy?

Came for coked-out Confederate statue; was not disappointed.

Yes, there basically needs to be daily PSA commercials running a week out from election day saying, “If you like Trump, turn out and vote.  If you like ____, turn out and vote.  Do not assume your guy/gal will win if you do not vote.”

See also: current president.

That is the correct response.  Nice work, skate-punks.

Years of second-hand exposure to meth + direct consumption of lead paint chips.

I continue to be amazed he’s still on the SNL cast when other, more talented people are only ‘guest starring.’  Is he Lorne’s illegitimate son?