And what the hell is an r-word? Racists? Retards? I didn’t know it was being called the R-word now.  :\

Whoa whoa whoa, I already have my GoFundMe account so why should I have to pay into somebody else’s? Why can’t Ms. Weiss GET A JOB and pull up her fractured legs by her bootstraps?

A friend in college once did Edward Forty-hands with two bottles of Boone’s Farm.  I was surprised the hangover didn’t kill him. 

Every PD in OK is getting a tank!  Drugs stand no chance!

Oh god, is this what being a civilization in decline feels like?  ;_;

I’m guessing girdles and some sort of exoskeleton would be required to give him a non-Play-doh appearance.

Wait, didn’t Trump have some MAGAt fence jumper that wanted to bring Trump two bottles of scotch even though he doesn’t drink?

Hey, maybe he’s only happy that he found someone with an even shittier tailor than himself.  Or Kim has been buying suits from the Donald Trump collection.

This is another example of social media being 100% bullshit and people need to cut it out or minimize it.

Sure, why not!  Just fuck everything and go full craze-balls at this point!

Poor bastards but I agree public toilets and gas station/truck stops should have industrial-strength toilets because otherwise they are constantly clogged. :(

Part of me thought that but wouldn’t it be doubling down on many of the same policies?

Do you also return to the restaurant you ate at 4+ hours ago in order to “regift” their food?  I thought I was the only one.  <3

I really hope the internet can combine the salmon cannon w this magic toilet to see exactly how far it tosses a fish. However, I’m not sanguine about the fish’s life expectancy.

Bravo/brava!

I don’t get the “placing an order at the cashier drive thru window” part right away. It will fuck up the order queue of what’s cooked next vs the next car in line thing but that’s no bid deal. And I’m guessing the cashier is able to place an order as well as process payment so really not sure why this blew the guy’s…

So when is Coca Cola going to unveil it’s new spokes-animal? Polar bears have an even shorter shelf life now. Otherwise kids will be growing up like what’s with these weird albino black bears? Why don’t they have red eyes and what’s that white stuff they’re playing in?

I agree and propose they just make it the G6 until Trump is out of office. 

Sounds like they’re more taco bowels than taco bowls per the above post.  :(

Whoa whoa whoa, no way Trump knows even one word of sign language. Pure coincidence or maybe he thinks it makes him look tough or imposing like a Bond villain?