And everything will be written in that giant Sharpie squiggle and totally illegible.

Oh shit!  There are stickers!

Notes from a very stable genius but I think Trudeau could get a restraining order against Trump based on this weirdness. 

Just a guy living his best life. 

It was an excellent segment. The slow-motion video of fish being shot out of the cannon’s exit was majestic!

He has no idea people are laughing at him and not with him.  What a stain on our country. 

I’m surprised biking isn’t “too gay” for Pence. A vaguely phallic shaped seat near his bottom? What a profile in courage! /s

Hell yeah, doctorate in hate!  (But seriously, fuck that guy.)

It does look like he smiles after saying that. 

I get the impression this guy had no family or would be incapable of caring about anyone other than himself. 

Yup.  I’m going to throw a party when this turd finally kicks it.

Moscow Mitch Bitch McConnell

Love that analogy.  Mulany gets a lifetime pass from me due to the ‘Lobster Diner’ sketch. 

I’d pull out my IV line and attempt to shank him w the needle. 

I wonder what sort of denials he’d spout back saying he’s the least racist person and it’s the Dem’s fault.

$53/mo for a single membership where I’m at. You also can get $20 of that refunded each month if you go like 9 times a month (depending on your insurance.)

Word. Upscale gyms have the WORST clientele w no gym etiquette.  Put your goddamn weights away and let people work in if you’re fucking off on your phone for 5 minutes between sets.

Savage and spot on.

This perfectly encapsulates everything wrong with the NFL.  Fuck those rich owner assholes.

Don’t worry, he’ll be blaming the Democrats, Obama and the Clintons in no time.