Yo, we only like the soldiers who don’t get captured!

Godspeed you, liberty balloon!

The only time I want to see tanks rolling around DC is if its to remove Trump from the WH permanently.

ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!

Those dudes must be RIPPED!  ;)

And/or those stupid “challenge coins” always seen in the background of his desk.  Maybe he’ll get them sewn onto a sash and wear it like a Boy Scout. 

I’m hoping turnout will be very low for this, “not over-compensating for my tiny dick” event.

I bet my AG can beat up your AG!

Blurg, I found S1 to be too precious for it’s own good and didn’t bother with S2.

Well, at least their taste in beer matches their taste in politics.  Utter trash.

And then completely end legal immigration from Central America.

Perhaps a caption like:

Bravo!  Would you be interested in a future WH spokesperson gig when Hucka-Sans v. II eventually flames out? 

Also, Trump could only be returned in a comatose state while suffering from meningitis and subsequently dying a la Otto Warmbier. Feels about right.

Solid burn. 

Exactly.  And what is her “work” again?  Running sweatshops?

I definitely either tossed the ball too hard or too weakly on that last flip the first half-dozen times. Fuck that shrine. :)

That’s not a bad idea. Or, divert part of the money that would go to campaigning in FL to directly repay these fines.  That would help shift the vote more than some attack ads.

We might actually have affordable health care in this country if they only tried half as hard for that as they do to terrorize brown people.

But the founding fathers didn’t have to deal with rapist Mexican gang members shooting all the ‘Merican jobs!